lennythereviewer:
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@raeloganthesonic06fangirl
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Well, I mean, Garfield does care
Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to...

lennythereviewer:

nightf4iry:

raeloganthesonic06fangirl:

asksapphirejewel:

pembrokewkorgi:

@ihatejonarbuckle

@raeloganthesonic06fangirl

Well, I mean, Garfield does care

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Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to show they love you

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An often overlooked thing about Garfield is between the snark and schemes, he’s really a loving kitty

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I guess these aren’t as memorable as the wackier strips

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But Jon can always count on Garfield to make him smile when it really matters

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And Garfield knows that Jon cares

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I swear, my cat is the same way, the below picture is an accurate portrait of how it is to have a dog and cat the same time.

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Theory accepted

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wholesome

It’s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isn’t “Jon is a heartless monster” or “Garfield is some eldritch horror”

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace, via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

garfield i'm not really here posts

neko-ereri:

markiplier-egos:

Sooo I saw John Mulaney on Sunday

The best part of the show was during the first joke he gets really loud then noticed there was a dog in the front row and he then spent the next three minutes apologizing for scaring the dog and asking for the dogs name (it was Blanket btw) and trying to promise to be quieter and not swear for the dogs sake before realizing he couldn’t do that since his whole show revolves around loud noises.


He then struts across the stage to the the other front section and says they aren’t as fun because they don’t have a dog only for a girl in the fourth row to tell him that they did. He froze asked where in a really quiet voice and she pointed to the couple in front of her that low and behold had a Golden at their side named Horton.


He kept going back to the dogs every third joke or so and told us after seeing Horton and Blanket he seriously thought of having a Dogs only show sometime.

what a gift to mankind

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john mulaney i'm not really here posts

omegapausestuck:
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“ alienpapacy:
“ you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier” ”
ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?!...

omegapausestuck:

koobaxion:

alphaplayfree:

alienpapacy:

you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier”

ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING

yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie

Step one: Type something.

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P E R F E C T.

sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION.

You see that little resize button on your menu?

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Yeah, that’s the one. you can just click that shit!

On older versions of MS Paint there isn’t this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click.

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THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!!

 STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW

When you click resize, this menu comes up.

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I’m sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who don’t, I’ll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately,

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or all together

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Using that little “Maintain Aspect Ration” checkbox there, but that’s not important right now.

wHat we’re focusing on is that skew option on the botttom.

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with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left

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to the right

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up

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and down.

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“BUT 5IDER!!!!!” you say, “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ROTATED AT ALL”

wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ’ S T I M E F O R

STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!!

now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things like 

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and

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But that’s neither here nor there… what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions..

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HOME RUN!

Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesn’t exactly match up with its negative dimension…

(Step 5: Angular ratios)

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See? there’s a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations.

Fortunately, I’ve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure… i present my handy dandy graph

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All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint.

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Have fun!

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You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post.

Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?

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paint i'm not really here posts

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“ Are straight white people okay????
What is...

vorecrimes:

charybdis-sans-fond:

imsuchacapricorn:

imsuchacapricorn:

caffeinatedcorvid:

lady-caryatid:

daffodyke:

doctormemes:

symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

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THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

I thought it was the same person ngl.

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

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THERE’S AN UPDATE

Stephanie is a true hero.

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

(Source: goldhornsandblackwool, via tuskthealbum)

stories i'm not really here posts


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